The stock market didn't raise over 500 points
I still have to pay my wireless phone bill
I did not receive a raise
The blind cannot see
The lame cannot walk
Polar bears did not dance
The Eagles were not declared winners of the NFC Championship game
I still had to go to work
The temperature was not sunny with a high of 75
Israel and Hamas are not singing "Kumbaya"
Unicorns did not appear with leprechauns riding on their backs
Chris Farley did not raise from the dead
I did not poop a rainbow
No comments:
Post a Comment